{"id":1111,"date":"2009-12-12T15:30:18","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T07:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/?p=1111"},"modified":"2009-12-12T16:43:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-12T08:43:07","slug":"joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/2009\/12\/12\/joke-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan boy and myself are a fan of Wyeth.\u00a0 He grew up with Wyeth since he was in my tummy.\u00a0 He then started with Wyeth gold series of S-26 (0 &#8211;\u00a06 months), Promil (6 &#8211; 12 months)\u00a0and now Progress (1 &#8211; 3 y\/o). I find that Wyeth has all the nutrition essential for a growing child and not very expensive.\u00a0 Furthermore, I prefer to stay with the same brand for the continuity of its nutrition.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, back to the topic. As I am expecting #2, I need calcium. After finishing all the milk samples I received, I bought a tin of Wyeth Mama and placed it together with Jonathan&#8217;s milk powder.\u00a0 I am the one who ensure we have sufficient stock and replenish Jonathan&#8217;s milk powder when it runs low.<\/p>\n<p>The drama happened last week. It so happened that\u00a0Jonathan boy\u00a0had not been asking for milk before bed time for 2 days and so I did not check if there are still milk powder left in the tin.\u00a0\u00a0The following day, no more milk powder left in the tin and MIL had to open a new tin. You see, Wyeth milk product in tin came with a <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>BLUE<\/strong><\/span> lid.\u00a0\u00a0MIL noticed a tin of milk powder with blue lid\u00a0at Jonathan&#8217;s food area and thought that was Jonathan&#8217;s milk powder and coincidentally it was still unopened. When she opened it, she was wondering why the scoop is different which is bigger and different in colour. She thought it&#8217;s a new formula and continue to make milk for Jonathan.<\/p>\n<p>When I came back from work, I saw Jonathan&#8217;s empty milk powder tin\u00a0and a foil cover in it. I can sense something is not right\u00a0so immediately open my Wyeth Mama.\u00a0 Jackpot! It was opened and the foil cover was gone. So Jonathan boy had been drinking Wyeth Mama for the whole day today!\u00a0 And yet he gulped down everything.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>This is what happen when you are not a fussy eater! *ROFL*<\/p>\n<p>My MIL can only read simple Chinese character and she didn&#8217;t really notice the picture on the tin&#8230;a pregnant lady vs. a lion.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Products_header.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1112  aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Products_header.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"190\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan boy and myself are a fan of Wyeth.\u00a0 He grew up with Wyeth since he was in my tummy.\u00a0 He then started with Wyeth gold series of S-26 (0 &#8211;\u00a06 months), Promil (6 &#8211; 12 months)\u00a0and now Progress (1 &#8211; 3 y\/o). I find that Wyeth has all the nutrition essential for a growing &#8230; <a title=\"Joke of the Day\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/2009\/12\/12\/joke-of-the-day\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Joke of the Day\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7,10],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jonathan","category-lessons","category-unrelated","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1115,"href":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions\/1115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bondedtogether.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}